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Can't believe that I went $35k into debt for this. Don't care how awesome your job is; Fact is, working 40 years of your life is bullshit.
I need to hook myself up with some SSDI, Medicaid, and a Bridge Card! Better yet, some long-term Worker's Comp! Buy a nice trailer out in the boondocks of the Manistee National Forest and pull my aluminum row boat around from lake to lake in an old rusty S-10.
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Can't believe that I went $35k into debt for this. Don't care how awesome your job is; Fact is, working 40 years of your life is bullshit.
I need to hook myself up with some SSDI, Medicaid, and a Bridge Card! Better yet, some long-term Worker's Comp! Buy a nice trailer out in the boondocks of the Manistee National Forest and pull my aluminum row boat around from lake to lake in an old rusty S-10.

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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I'm still looking for a gig that pays me 6 figures to do nothing all day.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Fog Of War said...
I'm still looking for a gig that pays me 6 figures to do nothing all day.

Let me know if you find anything.
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12 months ago

I have some cardboard I could lend you for your home.
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12 months ago

You ain't kidding!
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12 months ago

Just invent something awesome and be done.
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12 months ago

Royal said...
Just invent something awesome and be done.

I have some great invention ideas...I just need an engineer to build them.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Well, for ssdi or Workman's comp, you need to have worked. and the long term work comp is a thing of the past in Michigan barring a serious injury, which you definitely do not want.
"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." - Mark Dantonio.
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12 months ago

#firstworldproblems
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12 months ago

buy facebook stock...make millions easy money
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Cosmo_Kramer said...
I have some great invention ideas...I just need an engineer to build them.

Engineer here. And I'll only require a 85% stake in the final product.
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

What is the best disability for somebody that has a good 50-60 years of life expectancy left? I'm guess I don't really need my legs. Just have to make sure I don't bleed to death.
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12 months ago

Oh man, that would be so awesome to only have $35k of student loan debt...
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12 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Big Ten Referee said...
Can't believe that I went $35k into debt for this. Don't care how awesome your job is; Fact is, working 40 years of your life is bullshit.
I need to hook myself up with some SSDI, Medicaid, and a Bridge Card! Better yet, some long-term Worker's Comp! Buy a nice trailer out in the boondocks of the Manistee National Forest and pull my aluminum row boat around from lake to lake in an old rusty S-10.

As someone from Manistee, your rowboat is gonna suck on the real lake.
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Cosmo_Kramer said...
I have some great invention ideas...I just need an engineer to build them.

Kramerica Enterprises doesn't have any engineers? Whatever happened to the Oil in balloon idea after beta tests failed....
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12 months ago

And to think, I was so ready to get out of school when I graduated. Dumb.
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Kramerica Enterprises doesn't have any engineers? Whatever happened to the Oil in balloon idea after beta tests failed....

Darren tried to sue me for falsely acting as my own company, therefore rendering his NYU internship as obsolete.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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CivilEGR said...
Engineer here. And I'll only require a 85% stake in the final product.

I'll give you 45%. When you realize I have probably $1 billion worth in ideas, you would be quite wealthy.
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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Cosmo_Kramer said...
I'll give you 45%. When you realize I have probably $1 billion worth in ideas, you would be quite wealthy.

75% and I'll need you to sign a waiver that holds me not liable for product safety or performance.
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75% and I'll need you to sign a waiver that holds me not liable for product safety or performance.

48% and a waiver
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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Cosmo_Kramer said...
48% and a waiver

As an advisor to this deal that entitles me to 5%
RIP tRCMB
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The Only Colors said...
Kramerica Enterprises doesn't have any engineers? Whatever happened to the Oil in balloon idea after beta tests failed....

Darren from NYU finally quit on him...
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Engineer here. And I'll only require a 85% stake in the final product.

MECHANICAL Engineer here. I'll only ask for 80%
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Darren tried to sue me for falsely acting as my own company, therefore rendering his NYU internship as obsolete.

The drem didnt have to die after Darren quit! There are plenty of other Darren's out there
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