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38 is not old, and you have an excellent career and a rack. you'll find another guy within a month.

Was she your ex at the time? Or is she your ex after this incident?

yikes i found out my gf (of three effing years in high school) was fucking a zit faced coworker of mine. I dumped her ass that day. I almost didn't go to UM because of her either. That would've been an epic fail.

True story. I was on a road trip and something I ate earlier dropped real quick. You know the feeling. We pulled off the highway at the next exit, which was in the middle of BFE. Luckily there was one gas station near the exit. It looked like the location of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. I didn't care. I made a beeline for the bathroom.

The one and only stall looked slightly cleaner than the toilet in Desperado (see pic if you don't know the movie). I do a delicate dance of quickly wiping down the seat while holding back the unholy hell I desperately need to unleash. Once the seat is relatively clean I drop trow and release the hounds. Sweet relief! I finish my business and hit the lever to flush... but nothing happens. Meanwhile someone knocks on the door waiting his turn. I get up and wash my hands. Meanwhile the worst swampass smell you could imagine hits my nostrils. It was truly eye watering.

I open the door to the bathroom to see three other people waiting in line. I quickly break eye contact and make a beeline for the car. As I'm leaving I can hear the guy next in line saying "Fucking asshole!" I can only imagine what was going through the guy's mind when he sees the stains on the wall, what is left in the bowl, and that god awful stench. I wonder if the rest of the people in line finished their own business or just moved on to the next gas station.

Dear lord! Are you still suicidal?

I took a huge one the other day my best ever. 14-15 inches long didn't even break going down. No pics.

Had a lower GI exam where they have you drink some chalky stuff.

What they don't tell you is the stuff turns into concrete.

Two days later trying to push this out was damn near hell. The only thing worse may have been the first crap after having hemorrhoids cut off. Losing a screw buddy is nothing compared to having your asshole dissected.

most of this thread is and .

Sorry Dawg.

It's got to be for the best.

I was reading an old thread on here about female on male ass licking, and discovered something interesting. Basically every poster in that thread who was adamantly in favor of ass licking in a relationship is currently having serious relationship problems.

Coincidence? I think not.

That makes NO sense

Don't change the subject, dumpee

I used to work facilities at MSU. I honestly saw a couple of these that I had to clean up.

I have this question for anyone who has ever had one of these life changing shits. How does the shit get so high up on the wall? Five foot tall spray is no easy feat. And it isn't intentional shit flinging. There's definitely a splatter pattern to these explosive anal exits.

Do you grab your ankles and let it rip? Is it rebound off the back of the seat? I've always been curious.