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Worst mass marketed beer out there is ______________?

  • Buzzer Beater said...

    I have no idea why, maybe you beer snobs can explain in to me, but I really like Miller Lite. It's the only mass marketed light beer (unless you count Sam Adams Lite) that I like. In my fridge, you will typically find an assortment of Bell's and Founders. And Miller Lite.

    I'm with you. My Beer Fridge is exactly the same right now. Along with some Short's.

    I rip on Family Circus again: http://www.facebook.com/AccessibleFamilyCircus

    loobis

  • I'm always amazed at the lack of hate for coors. Stuff tastes like licking an aluminum bowl.

    The only thing worse for me is Iron City (Pittsburgh), which is possibly the most appropriately named beer ever--it tastes like rust.

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    ashamanAJSV

  • Anything that is marketed as 'low carb or low calorie' is the worst kind.

    Coach_McGuirk

  • Pervis Muldoon said...

    Leave the snobbery to those areas where it fits: wine, fashion, and interior decorating. And when you see another guy drinking a beer, don't worry about the label - just ask him if he has one for you.

    bow clap

    Spartan Punk

  • MSUgoat said...

    PBR tastes like a camel's ass. Natty Lite tastes like a cheetah's dick. Michelob Ultra tastes like gorilla spunk.

    I can tolerate pretty much every other mass marketed cheap swill, but i stay away from those 3.

    Is this how you earned that lifetime ban from the zoo?

    CivilEGR

  • loobis said...

    I mostly agree with you, and that was kind of my point of my point, but I don't think judging things based on quality is prissy. A guy should be able to judge that. I like the fact that I can go to a bar and try 5 different IPAs or a few different brown ales. That is interesting to me. Drinking the same beer every day is not interesting, but totally disregarding a beer ONLY because it's mass produced is lame.

    it's like having a burger discussion and comparing Miller's, Red Coat, and a Whopper. Are Whoppers good? Sure, but hopefully that's not all you're eating.

    If you like trying new beers, you should get on Untappd. It's a great way to discover and rate beers you drink.

    Untappd - A Fun, New, Mobile-Based Social Network for Beer Enthusiasts.

    Untappd is a new mobile web app that allows you to socially share the brew you're currently enjoying, as well as where you're enjoying it, with your friends!

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  • All of them are undrinkable... UNDRINKABLE!!!

    Double_Spartan

  • Eduardo Lopez said...

    I think everyone knows the deal about Corona. It's been like 7-8 years since I've actually ordered one somewhere.

    Haven't had one since $2.50 Coronas plus free taco bar at Lou & Harry's when I was a senior. Taco bar was pretty much always regretted, yet I ate it every time.

    This post was edited by CaseHallBaller on 5/24/2012 at 12:06 PM

    CaseHallBaller

  • Motown Spartan said...

    For everyone who is saying PBR, is it really mass marketed? I don't recall ever seeing a commercial for it.

    Plus, it is delicious.

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  • scott91575 said...

    I was 2.

    Motown Spartan

  • Motown Spartan said...

    I was 2.

    It was a joke.

    scott91575

  • Not Keystone Light.

    Keith Stone

  • Pervis Muldoon said...

    Loobis, you're okay - but you ought to drop the "I am not above admitting that I actually enjoy it." Raytooth and Matador, here's what's fucked up about you:

    By looking down your noses at regular American beer, you're adding a hoity-toity, prissy pretense to what is one of our truly great guy activities: drinking beer. Beer-drinking isn't meant to do while wearing a bowtie at a cotillian, crossing your sharply-creased pantlegs and keeping your pinky extended. It's meant to do after changing your oil. lifting a leg to let out a five-second fart, and scratching your balls.

    Leave the snobbery to those areas where it fits: wine, fashion, and interior decorating. And when you see another guy drinking a beer, don't worry about the label - just ask him if he has one for you.

    Wait, so having discriminating taste with wine is OK, but not for beer? Makes sense.

    Has No Left

  • Since it is unanimous that crappy beer sucks do you STILL feel the need to be "better" then everyone else by drinking some unknown microbrew?

    Are the people who are drinking the crappy beer actually separating themselves from the douchy crowd by drinking crappy beer?

    Which in turn makes them the one's with discerning taste... not the sheep "go with the crowd" IPA drinkers?

    ug...

    AvgMSUJoe

  • Most Miller products are too sweet. I actually like MGD Light.

    Old Style is just awful. When I was a kid, we drank it like water. Now, I even smell it and I feel like puking.

    Don't care much for regular Bud, but don't mind Bud Light at all.

    Can't stand Coors.

    Don't like PBR.

    The cheap swill like Natty Light, the Beast and Beast Lite, Old Mil and Old Mil Lite - barf.

    badgerman27

  • Keith Stone said...

    Not Keystone Light.

    confused twitch explode

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by CaseHallBaller on 5/24/2012 at 3:10 PM

    CaseHallBaller

  • I don't mind bud lite at a sporting event. I will drink budweiser, miller, michelob, and coors if it is free. If it is keystone, strohs, beast, busch, or natty, I am fine not drinking.

    hoke- to alter or manipulate so as to give a deceptively or superficially improved quality or value.

    The Doctor

  • I love Miller Lite. When Labatts isn't available, it's off to Miller Lt. Tastes good to me, which I find to be my most important criteria.

    Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance

    StylesGShmooth ●

  • I used to only drink "mass-produced", but drink a lot more micros now. I can still down Coors light, Miller Light, & Labatt light without much problem when tailgating. But Bud Light.......idk. I literally feel like I'm drinking bad tasting water. How did I drink so much of it in college?

    msuferd

  • StylesGShmooth said...

    I love Miller Lite. When Labatts isn't available, it's off to Miller Lt. Tastes good to me, which I find to be my most important criteria.

    I'm a Miller Lite fan also, but haven't had one in 3 + years. It's pretty much all neighborhood breweries out here.

    MSU_Lew

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