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14 months ago

Does (s)he care if I sit around all weekend drinking beer and watching tv? Or will (s)he bitch about it?
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14 months ago

Black Dutch said...
What if her constructed vag is the best vag ever created?
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14 months ago

Dr. Draymond said...

Bitch, please.
Sincerely,
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14 months ago

goodbar said...
meet me behind the Kmarts on Washington around 7:30pm. I'll be parked by the dumpster wearing a ski mask.

Would this be the type of thing the Canadians are trying to prevent with their new brothel rules?
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14 months ago

If she needs to lube the tube before she touches pubes, she's probably a dude.
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14 months ago

ROtown Sparty said...
If she needs to lube the tube before she touches pubes, she's probably a dude.

I loved Mr. Wizard when I was a kid.
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14 months ago

Bump for Fletch
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14 months ago

Snake Plissken said...
Bump for Fletch

Apparently Fletch would hit it with authority
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14 months ago

Better looking than 100% of the women I've ever had sex with.
So yeah. I don't care if she has back hair that I have to wax first.
(fart sound)
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14 months ago

DonkeyMcDong said...
The only thing that makes a man a man is a sack of gonads. If this creature no longer has the nuts, then yes; I would hit that all night long.

This is wrong....................soooooooooo wrong
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14 months ago

My first thought was it's a man, because "it" has a man-face.
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14 months ago

Dr Leo Spaceman said...
Anal... Can't lose, amirite?

Aids.
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14 months ago

Nommad said...
What say you RCMB?

Did she take a page out of the Ray Finkel playbook or something?????
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14 months ago

Wish I could take my downvote. +1 for pissing off the pervs.
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14 months ago

Jools Holland said...
What if you were performing cunnilingus and all of the sudden something goes wrong with the equipment and you end up with a giant, reverted penis in your mouth?

This is the excuse that I tried to use......No one believes me.
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14 months ago

Steely Dan said...
Is it really gay if you can't tell? I mean, isn't homosexuality based in intent?

If the lights are off, anything you do is good and straight.
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14 months ago

The starter of this threads should be banned.
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14 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

That dude is better looking than most chicks. Shim had one hell of a doctor.
This country was built by people who worked hard then went home and had just a few too many every night. Then went back to work.
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14 months ago

That's a banger in the mouth
A man's gotta eat!
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14 months ago

YEEEEP!
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