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I had another great comedy routine down at court yesterday... it was gold, Jerry, gold!!! So we're in the waiting area where all the attorneys and defendants congregate. It's the place where all the negotiations take place and shit like that... anyway, this defense attorney I'm friends with who is really conservative showed up wearing dark pants, a red shirt, black tie and a dark colored vest (he always wears vests for some reason even in summer). I noticed it, chuckled inside but didn't say anything. Then a prosecutor I know showed up and coincidentially he was wearing almost the same thing, a red shirt with dark tie and slacks.

So I said to them "I didn't know you guys worked at Red Lobster together"

One of the defedants heard me and started laughing.

Then I said "you guys working the lunch shift for extra money"

More people became interested. The guys kinda chuckled, thought it was a little funny... then this dude I know chimed in and he made a joke about them being waiters too. So I said "yeah, they work at Red Lobster" and more people noticed and just busted out laughing, including this meth addict with no teeth. He had one little grey tooth shining across his diseased gums and I had that guy in fucking tears. My buddy and me just went to town on them "what's the story today, lobster bisque?" The Seinfeld fans got it and the unsophisticated defendants just laughed because everyone else did.

It's days like that that make me think I should start becoming a roaster on Comedy Central.

I know, Cool Story Bro