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15 months ago

Your Momma is so old that when she took history class, they just wrote down what they were doing.
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15 months ago

Whut'chu say 'bout my momma?!?
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15 months ago

Your momma is so stupid that she got locked in the mattress store and slept on the floor.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

You keep my momma out of this, and I'll keep this [grabs crotch] out of your momma.

This post was edited by Johnny Alpamayo on 2/15/2012 at 12:40 AM
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15 months ago

Yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance
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15 months ago

yo momma so fat, her stretch marks spell out her name. "Big Bitch"
Coaches who can outline plays on a black board are a dime a dozen. The ones who win get inside their player and motivate. -Vince Lombardi
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15 months ago

Rocinante said...
Your Momma is so old that when she took history class, they just wrote down what they were doing.

I says biiiiiitttcccchhhh...
Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance
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15 months ago

Your momma is so ugly that her therapist makes her lie on the couch face down.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo momma, yo daddy, yo bald headed granny
There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
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15 months ago

your momma so fat when she dance she make the band skip.
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15 months ago

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
December 3, 2011 - Forever haunted by what I witnessed...
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo momma so fat when she put on a red dress all the kids run around yellin' "Kool-Aid"
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15 months ago

Yo momma is so hairy, they make Rogaine from her sweat.
It was just a mistake; I didn't mean to let them take away my soul. Am I too old? Is it too late?
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15 months ago

Yo momma so ugly, when other people see her they comment on her ugliness.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo mamma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Your momma is so dumb she recommended that you go to school in Ann arbor.
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15 months ago

Your mama is so fat, she has to take her pants off just to get into her pockets.
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15 months ago

Your mama's so short she could hang glide on a Dorito.
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15 months ago

Your momma so fat she can occupy Wall St all by herself.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. Jimmy Valvano
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15 months ago

Your Momma so fat, I took a picture of her at Christmas and It still printing!
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. Jimmy Valvano
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15 months ago

Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo mommas so fat....she don't fit in A.M. Wood's ex's vagina.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
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15 months ago

Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1!
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yo momma so fat that it is likely for her to develop adult onset diabetes, causing her a plethora of health problems. Seriously, you should talk with yo momma about it. I know it's a tough subject to approach, but if you love yo momma it's the right thing to do.
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