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for the posters who want me to go to therapy...

  • Have we ever gotten verification that blanch has had consensual sexual relations with ANY female poster on this board who isn't named Ash-Liz?

    My inspiration: http://www.lifeasazebra.com/

    Minnie

  • YouTube sensation = Primal????

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    "As far as the downvotes. It's a gnat biting an lion" -- A member of tRCMB Justice League, taking the internet WAY WAY too seriously.

    Rocket_Play

  • blanch32 said...

    Real world accomplishments related to trcmb:

    2005 final four road trip participant

    Bedded 3 chick posters

    Owned a salad

    Picked up the chick in my avatar in front of natl youtube sensation poster, then made out w her on a mods couch

    Leading scorer on my rcmb basketball team than finished in the inaugural final four, then was taken home by a coed at the bar (who still has that pic anyway)

    Recognized at various national msu sporting events

    Picked up a chick w tanner, then slayed her in a mods bed

    Ko d at after msus first victory at the outhouse since the no 1 vs no one gm bc I alledgy sparyed some walmarter w champagne

    Once wore camo tights to a board tailgate. Was taken home by an indian chick coed later that night

    Various lappers given to various chick posters at various board functions

    Bought drinks by 2 famous local media members

    How you manage to keep a 2 star rating is beyond me. I can only imagine what it would be like if we got 5 or 10 down votes a day.

    Spartans1420

  • Minnie said...

    Have we ever gotten verification that blanch has had consensual sexual relations with ANY female poster on this board who isn't named Ash-Liz?

    Again, I never did anything w ash liz. as I said yesterday, she tried at bonajons to seduce me and failed.

    blanch32

  • Rocket_Play said...

    YouTube sensation = Primal????

    Not sure. Dude ended up performing on fallon.

    blanch32

  • blanch32 said...

    Again, I never did anything w ash liz. as I said yesterday, she tried at bonajons to seduce me and failed.

    That is because she doesn't have a penis.

    Motown Spartan

  • blanch32 said...

    Again, I never did anything w ash liz. as I said yesterday, she tried at bonajons to seduce me and failed.

    Then PM me the three RCMB women you've bedded. I can't believe any woman in her right mind would let you and your fingers anywhere near her va-jay-jay.

    My inspiration: http://www.lifeasazebra.com/

    Minnie

  • blanch32 said...

    Real world accomplishments related to trcmb:

    2005 final four road trip participant

    Bedded 3 chick posters

    Owned a salad

    Picked up the chick in my avatar in front of natl youtube sensation poster, then made out w her on a mods couch

    Leading scorer on my rcmb basketball team than finished in the inaugural final four, then was taken home by a coed at the bar (who still has that pic anyway)

    Recognized at various national msu sporting events

    Picked up a chick w tanner, then slayed her in a mods bed

    Ko d at after msus first victory at the outhouse since the no 1 vs no one gm bc I alledgy sparyed some walmarter w champagne

    Once wore camo tights to a board tailgate. Was taken home by an indian chick coed later that night

    Various lappers given to various chick posters at various board functions

    Bought drinks by 2 famous local media members

    The dumbness is strong in this one....he's one ugly mfer, too , lol....paul westerberg before rehab and without talent.

    jebus you suck.....

    Droppedbyadime

  • Minnie said...

    Then PM me the three RCMB women you've bedded. I can't believe any woman in her right mind would let you and your fingers anywhere near her va-jay-jay.

    Drag queens don't count.

    Its five o'clock somewhere.

    Hematoma

  • Minnie said...

    Then PM me the three RCMB women you've bedded. I can't believe any woman in her right mind would let you and your fingers anywhere near her va-jay-jay.

    Your completely deliusional if you think id voluntarily send that kind of info to one of my haters.

    blanch32

  • Droppedbyadime said...

    The dumbness is strong in this one....he's one ugly mfer, too , lol....paul westerberg before rehab and without talent.

    jebus you suck.....

    Shouldn't you be hitting on prez merkel right now? She's your type, right?

    blanch32

  • If by "national" you mean "far, far away" then I am all for it.

    spartan dawg

  • blanch32 said...

    Here's the thing: im not going to beta myself and pm that dude. Therefore, if you'd like me to post on the bb, I request that you submit a letter of recommendation to the power tripping mod. Once on the natl board, ill post stories and threads that get banned or locked here, such as the first time I slayed the current 19 yo and meeting the parents. (Spoiler: awkward!) Of course ill post threads about sexual practices, questions, and techiques like I use to do here. I will also attack the southern good ole boys and their croakies on the reg. Living in charlotte gives me a massive advantage in these dsfs.

    At lunch I will help you guys w the letters and post my preminium poster resume, which you can use as a guide for the letters. Tia.

    Tanfan and gHost are funny. You try too hard and seem...uhh...not smart.

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    Turtleneck

  • Bought drinks by 2 famous local media members

    Here's a Jack and Coke, tell 'em Tim sent 'ya.

    bigarms

  • blanch32 said...

    Your completely deliusional if you think id voluntarily send that kind of info to one of my haters.

    The thing is, you used to be normal. I actually spent 20 hours in a car with just you one weekend, and even shared a hotel room with you. I remember the nice young man you were when I first met you, but then the Minneapolis winters seem to have frozen too many of your brain cells and you became spazo blanch. It actually makes me sad that you've become this super weirdling just to chase after supposed interweb cred that only exists in your mind.

    I would love it if normal blanch that I first met in Minneapolis would come back. I liked that guy.

    My inspiration: http://www.lifeasazebra.com/

    Minnie

  • Minnie said...

    The thing is, you used to be normal. I actually spent 20 hours in a car with just you one weekend, and even shared a hotel room with you. I remember the nice young man you were when I first met you, but then the Minneapolis winters seem to have frozen too many of your brain cells and you became spazo blanch. It actually makes me sad that you've become this super weirdling just to chase after supposed interweb cred that only exists in your mind.

    I would love it if normal blanch that I first met in Minneapolis would come back. I liked that guy.

    The sad story of how a boy became a douche.

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    Winning!

    Gnarls

  • Minnie said...

    The thing is, you used to be normal. I actually spent 20 hours in a car with just you one weekend, and even shared a hotel room with you. I remember the nice young man you were when I first met you, but then the Minneapolis winters seem to have frozen too many of your brain cells and you became spazo blanch. It actually makes me sad that you've become this super weirdling just to chase after supposed interweb cred that only exists in your mind.

    I would love it if normal blanch that I first met in Minneapolis would come back. I liked that guy.

    Like 99% of this board, that dude wasn't getting laid.

    blanch32

  • blanch32 said...

    Like 99% of this board, that dude wasn't getting laid.

    Neither are you.

    Motown Spartan

  • Motown Spartan said...

    Neither are you.

    Where you awaken at 2 am by a naked 19 yo who then blew you? I know I was. Completely scared the shit out of me for. 01 secs.

    blanch32

  • Motown Spartan said...

    Neither are you.

    You mean you don't think he banged the promo girl in his avatar?

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    Winning!

    Gnarls

  • Gnarls said...

    You mean you don't think he banged the promo girl in his avatar?

    No he didn't, but he did meet her and I watched her give him her phone number.

    Motown Spartan

  • Motown Spartan said...

    No he didn't, but he did meet her and I watched her give him her phone number.

    …and later made out w her on aas couch. He was there so he can verify.

    blanch32

  • blanch32 said...

    Ok, so just finished my lunch, habitchi grill leftovers, and jotted down a few things.

    ha-bitch-i grill????? uhoh

    Spartan Al

  • Motown Spartan said...

    No he didn't, but he did meet her and I watched her give him her phone number.

    Shocking.... I've never seen that. A promo girl winding some schmuck up at the bar and then not banging him.

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    Winning!

    Gnarls

  • Gnarls said...

    Shocking.... I've never seen that. A promo girl winding some schmuck up at the bar and then not banging him.

    In her defense, he was probably the only coherent person in the place. Everyone else was sauced beyond recognition. Even the female bartenders were stripping and rubbing their titties against each others.

    Motown Spartan