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funny stuff from Jud Heathcote

  • Bob Knight- "you know Jud you're the only friend I got in this business"

    Jud Heathcote- "don't jump to conclusions Bob"

    LMFAO

    thanks for everything Jud

    TPain151807

  • Best Jud line I ever heard:

    "My wife, Beverly, and I just had a strobe light installed in our bedroom. Now it actually looks like we're moving when we're having sex."

    Jud had every room he ever spoke to rolling with his routine.

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    Smitty 821771

  • Said it before but bears repeating with such a title.

    Jud's last year, my freshman year at MSU. Tuesday night before the tourney, region breakdown, they have Jud on.

    At the conclusion, Fowler (I believe) asks Jud "what are you going to do next year, maybe you could come on with us and replace Digger". They all laugh, Fowler, Dookie V, Digger, etc

    Jud in classic deadpan: "Digger needs replacing, but I'm not sure I'm the one to do it". All but Digger rolling on the floor.

    Larry Kazamias

  • Smitty #8 said...

    Best Jud line I ever heard:

    "My wife, Beverly, and I just had a strobe light installed in our bedroom. Now it actually looks like we're moving when we're having sex."

    Jud had every room he ever spoke to rolling with his routine.

    roflmao

    Oh god. That is awesome.

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    Online Predator

  • Smitty #8 said...

    Best Jud line I ever heard:

    "My wife, Beverly, and I just had a strobe light installed in our bedroom. Now it actually looks like we're moving when we're having sex."

    Jud had every room he ever spoke to rolling with his routine.

    Jud was a comic genius and Bev was often the topic of the joke.

    " I took my wife to the Doctors office and he said she get more exercise. More exercise, I asked? What do you suggest? He said she should have sex 3 days a week. I asked, which days? He said Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. I told him I could get her here on Monday and Wednesday but I play golf on Saturdays."

    This post was edited by duffy munn on 2/25/2012 at 10:52 PM

    duffy munn

  • My favorite Jud anecdote:

    The 1978 MSU basketball bust. Magic's freshman year. MSU had just won its first Big Ten title in 11 years. Jud was introduced to speak, and received an insane standing ovation.

    Jud: Thank you. I just have to say, the last time I got a standing ovation was 2 years ago when it was announced I was leaving Montana to go to MSU. I was at a bar at the time. One guy stood and applauded, another guy fell off his stool, and the bartender cried because he knew he was losing my business.

    This post was edited by Spartexaco on 2/25/2012 at 10:48 PM

    Spartexaco

  • One more:

    "Guy goes to the dentist.... dentist says he needs to drill... guy says no to novocaine (no needles)... no to gas (gets sick)... no to two large pills (cannot take them).... dentist goes away for a bit and comes back with two small pills.... guy says what are those.... dentist says Viagra... guy says will that help with the pain?.... dentist says "NO, but it will give you something to hold onto while I drill.".....

    w/ typical Jud deadpan....

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    Smitty 821771

  • this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    603spartan

  • "When I got to MSU Gus was cleaning out his desk. As he left, he said he left me two envelopes, each containing a three word message. Gus told me not to open the envelopes unless things were not going well."

    "Well, sure enough after the first year things were bad, so I opened the First envelope and read the three words: "blame your predecessor". So I told the press and alumni that the cupboard was bare and I needed more time."

    " A few games into the second year things were bad again. Out of desperation, I opened the second envelope. It also contained three words; "Prepare two envelopes."

    duffy munn

  • duffy munn said...

    "When I got to MSU Gus was cleaning out his desk. As he left, he said he left me two envelopes, each containing a three word message. Gus told me not to open the envelopes unless things were not going well."

    "Well, sure enough after the first year things were bad, so I opened the First envelope and read the three words: "blame your predecessor". So I told the press and alumni that the cupboard was bare and I needed more time."

    " A few games into the second year things were bad again. Out of desperation, I opened the second envelope. It also contained three words; "Prepare two envelopes."

    Awesome even Gus can be funny.

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    victory4msu25

  • One thing most people didn't realize about Jud was his involvement with Big Brother/Big Sister. Jud was himself an orphan. He was very generous to Big Bro Big Sis of Lansing, and they did recognize him for that.

    Its five o'clock somewhere.

    Hematoma

  • On his center's lackluster academic performance: "Kevin Willis can do anything with a basketball except sign it."

    Its five o'clock somewhere.

    Hematoma

  • 603spartan said...

    this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    This.

    God damn it, I'm outta upvotes to all. Love this stuff.

    NEspartan

  • NEspartan said...

    This.

    God damn it, I'm outta upvotes to all. Love this stuff.

    The cannibals butcher shop

    " So I go into the cannibals butcher shop and I'm pricing out brains. First I see the basketball coaches brain and it two dollars a pound. Next I check the AD's brain and it's two-fifty a pound. Finally, I check the Univeristy Presidents brain and it's 25 DOLLARS a pound!" I ask the butcher, what gives??......He says, do you have any idea......... how many college presidents we have to slaughter............. to get one pound of brain."

    duffy munn

  • T-Pain said...

    LMFAO

    He's sexy and he knows it!

    tVargMan Prime ●

  • 603spartan said...

    this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    If you haven't seen this, you'll get feel for Jud's style. There's no question he could have been a comedian if coaching basketball didn't pan out.

    Play

    Jud Heathcote-Eagle Eye Grand Opening-Mich...

    Jud Heathcote was on hand to provide a few laughs as Eagle Eye held its official opening.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/mT1jYsXtb6Q

    Join Date: 06-12-2001 RCMB vBull #32 # Total Posts: 35,866

    Floyd Robertson

  • 603spartan said...

    this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    Just for you, and I didn't see it already.

    Jud on Skiles: "He's short, but he's slow".

    Larry Kazamias

  • Honestly, Ebling should do a book on Jud jokes.

    Loose Stools

  • Larry Kazamias said...

    Just for you, and I didn't see it already.

    Jud on Skiles: "He's short, but he's slow".

    Also, "A short, fat, white kid who couldn't jump."

    Loose Stools

  • When asked about "Bobo" Charles shooting range : "Dunk and in"

    EdMartinsLoan

  • Here's some Jud trivia: His 1979 national championship at MSU was his SECOND. He coached U. of Montana to the national championship in handball in 1974.

    Game at hand: Missoula is a hot spot for old-school handball

    http://missoulian.com/lifestyles/recreation/article_90cd608c-a8b1-11e0-8fc3-001cc4c03286.html

    missoulian.com

    Wyvern

  • One of my favorite RCMB threads already. Keep it coming!

    BlakeStSpartan

  • BlakeStSpartan said...

    One of my favorite RCMB threads already. Keep it coming!

    " Well, there is good news and bad news. The good news we have 3 starters returning from last year.............. and the bad news is we have 3 starters returning from last season."

    duffy munn

  • 603spartan said...

    this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    no one will ever replicate Jud's sense of humor. he's truly one of a kind and you can't possibly have seen him talk and not been rolling on the floor. he has this unusual combination of self-deprecation and confidence that is infectious. Let coachd be coachd and be grateful we get to claim Jud as a legendary Spartan. There isn't a single person that's ever interacted with him that doesn't like him.

    except Digger roflmao

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    boozhoo

  • 603spartan said...

    this thread is awesome. im younger so these are all new to me, please dont let it die.

    btw, i hope dantonio blossoms into this when he becomes an old man

    When asked why he played only 7 players in a game, Jud replied "I would rather put the bench in the game than the guys sitting on it."

    And at a Hoop banquet years ago "I have been happily married for 16 years - out of a total of 38".

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    boozhoo

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