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tOfficial Bump When Drunk Thread

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2 years ago

DrunkGuy said...
She presented me a flask, and I took and oblivion seeking slurp. The potion immediately made me want to fuck things that I have never wanted to fuck before. Most namely her.

What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
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Oops.... Shots of jack and Pints of oberon will kill you.

This post was edited by izzone89 on 6/15/2011 at 11:16 PM
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I can't evn figure out this 24/7 shit sill!
Remind yourself. Nobody built like you, you design yourself.
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This post was edited by izzone89 on 6/15/2011 at 11:22 PM
Remind yourself. Nobody built like you, you design yourself.
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Drunkkkkk
Remind yourself. Nobody built like you, you design yourself.
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2 years ago

Yup......drunk now.
Playing drinking games and I suck ass. damn. I'll have a big mess to clean up in the end, but I have some time to clean it up so no big deal.
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2 years ago

Dendrobates said...
Yup......drunk now.
Playing drinking games and I suck ass. damn. I'll have a big mess to clean up in the end, but I have some time to clean it up so no big deal.

I'm drinking too. It's our 5 year anniversary tomorrow so I took the day off work and I'm having a few beers while I wrap gifts. What games ya playing?
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y2kMgrad said...
I'm drinking too. It's our 5 year anniversary tomorrow so I took the day off work and I'm having a few beers while I wrap gifts. What games ya playing?

Beer pong mainly. Husband is leaving me for India for a while. So it's a party for people leaving. Happy anniversary! Mine will be gone during ours....the 27th. Not sure what I"m going to do while he's gone.
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2 years ago

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Beer pong mainly. Husband is leaving me for India for a while. So it's a party for people leaving. Happy anniversary! Mine will be gone during ours....the 27th. Not sure what I"m going to do while he's gone.

Druuunk.
I have one idea
A man's gotta eat!
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2 years ago

Well shit....the party started out good, but did not end good. Lots of drama. Long story short, one guy tells the other guy he slept with his ex. You can see how well that went. And then another girl pukes all over my bathroom, starts crying because of some bad demons in her past resurfaced. I'm comforting her, but she won't let me leave, and I was sitting all over in her puke for a while.
awesome....
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Well shit....the party started out good, but did not end good. Lots of drama. Long story short, one guy tells the other guy he slept with his ex. You can see how well that went. And then another girl pukes all over my bathroom, starts crying because of some bad demons in her past resurfaced. I'm comforting her, but she won't let me leave, and I was sitting all over in her puke for a while.
awesome....
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2 years ago

Here you go Mr. Universe.
And for my own purposes.
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2 years ago

Dendrobates said...
Beer pong mainly. Husband is leaving me for India for a while. So it's a party for people leaving. Happy anniversary! Mine will be gone during ours....the 27th. Not sure what I"m going to do while he's gone.

So, do you know this chick?
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2 years ago

Running out of vodka.
Now knowing what 1995 is like all over again! Thank you 247 technology!!
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2 years ago

InTenSity said...
Running out of vodka.

it's 1:30...... you still have time
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Drunk, someone give me a good movie to download and watch. If you're not drunk, than you don't get to play.
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This land is your land. This land is my land. This land was made for you and me.
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Why does alcohol make me shit bricks?
What is that, a Titleist? A hole in one...
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2 years ago

I really want to do some day drinking.
This is a Pallas’s cat. Their round pupils give them an odd human quality. They disturb me...deeply.
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2 years ago

Dendrobates said...
Not sure what I"m going to do while he's gone.

Lots of masturbation.
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2 years ago

NEspartan said...
Lots of masturbation.

That doesn't take very long, I need something that kills more time.
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2 years ago

Dendrobates said...
That doesn't take very long, I need something that kills more time.

Jail, it kills lots of time.......
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2 years ago

Just got belligerent at the dog track for the first time ever! I must say that despite all the degenerates that frequent the place, I had fun. Of course winning money helps too.
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Bump. Does Taco Bell deliver?
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pumb. drinky drinky i can't thinky.
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