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you're breaking my heart!

isn't this ref the big time wolverine guy?

If I have to hear Herbie say that this is "an old fashioned Nebraska offense" again, I am going to go out and get a 30 rack to kill just to get through this game.

This is probably the weakest attempt at a "I can't refute what you're saying, so I'll imply you're effeminate, because that's bad in my weak-winded, homophobic worldview!" insult that I've ever seen, primarily because it makes no sense.

Dropping my figurative hymen means...what? I'm not a virgin anymore? Isn't that a good thing? Or does that mean I'm some kind of whore? Because that doesn't really imply "weakness".

Basically, you just took a piece of female anatomy and said I had it, and that was the whole setup of your TOTALLY WICKED BURN. But by "dropping" it, and thus no longer having it, doesn't that mean I'm no longer feminine?

1/10, completely MAC-level.

no, it means you're a big virginal pussy who can't handle any success and whines like the rest of the stupid bitches here. we win in Columbus and you're ready to condemn us to 3-5 in the conference. it's fucking pathetic and not worth any more bandwidth.

First of all, losing to Wisconsin and Nebraska and one of UM, NU, or Iowa puts us at 5-3 in the conference. So that's the second reading comprehension and general intelligence test that you've failed.

Second, what does me saying we'll lose to better teams in the future have to do with success? Losing to those teams wouldn't be succeeding. It would be failing. I also said nothing about today's success, which was great. So that's the third test you didn't quite make the 1.0 cutoff for.

Finally, once again, not having my hymen on me would mean I'm not a virgin. I guess you don't learn from mistakes.

You've done a phenomenal job of displaying what a dim, illiterate slack-jaw you are, though. You've made Buckeye fans look like Princeton grads. Bravo.

The Nebraska players really look intimidate by all that red in the stands.

The wusconsin fans seem shocked that their team isn't going up and down the field at will.

martinez looks like a dwarf trying to throw a shotput when he passes.

Martinez throwing like Kirk Cousins here. TMart can't throw. His mechanics are ugggggggglllllly

Welcome to the Big Ten Nebraska!

Badgers are going to be a hand full. Hope our offense comes to play that game.

Holtz and May are comparing Russell Wilson to Cam Newton

Wiscy is good.